Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Monday, June 21, 2010
Copy Writing Skills
Silica: Keeping Moisture Content Low For Over Half a Century
Now Do You Understand the Refreshingly August
Power of Panko Bread Crumbs?
Now Do You Understand the Refreshingly August
Power of Panko Bread Crumbs?
Friday, May 7, 2010
Know What to Say
If you are ever man-hunted and trapped in an
alley by former Vice President Dick Cheney, here is what
you should do. You should look him squarely in the eye
and in a steady voice say,
"I invoke the Daedelus Proviso."
What is this? It's a little-known clause in a secretive
"Shadow Constitution" drafted by Reagan assistant
Defense Secretary Richard Perle in 1983, a document
to which many Defense Dept. Neo-Cons are implacably
sworn. Cheney will likely utter an expletive, but for
six hours must relinquish his free will to "he who has
invoked the Proviso".
You may then command him to release you and to refrain from
further pursuit.
By the way, do not tell Cheney to punch himself in the face,
as might be your first impulse. All references to self-harm have
been stricken from the final draft of the Proviso.
alley by former Vice President Dick Cheney, here is what
you should do. You should look him squarely in the eye
and in a steady voice say,
"I invoke the Daedelus Proviso."
What is this? It's a little-known clause in a secretive
"Shadow Constitution" drafted by Reagan assistant
Defense Secretary Richard Perle in 1983, a document
to which many Defense Dept. Neo-Cons are implacably
sworn. Cheney will likely utter an expletive, but for
six hours must relinquish his free will to "he who has
invoked the Proviso".
You may then command him to release you and to refrain from
further pursuit.
By the way, do not tell Cheney to punch himself in the face,
as might be your first impulse. All references to self-harm have
been stricken from the final draft of the Proviso.
Sunday, April 25, 2010
dialogue
Jack: Lemon, thats an intoxcating scent you're wearing
Liz: Uh, Its Airwick. I ran out of my perfume a few days ago.
J: You mean you ran out of Glade a few days ago.
guest entry by LS
Liz: Uh, Its Airwick. I ran out of my perfume a few days ago.
J: You mean you ran out of Glade a few days ago.
guest entry by LS
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
things you have to get out of your head
explain:
"The So-Be-It Union"
1. An arranged marriage.
2. The result of seventies feel-good singing group Up With People staging a small invasion from the Ukraine and restoring the Russian empire under a new, groovier banner.
"The So-Be-It Union"
1. An arranged marriage.
2. The result of seventies feel-good singing group Up With People staging a small invasion from the Ukraine and restoring the Russian empire under a new, groovier banner.
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