Wednesday, November 24, 2010

His peculiar obsession...

"He has a peculiar obsession with the idea of sending a skua to Venus."listen

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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

ability grouping

Or "tracking", as it also referred to, is the grouping of students
according to achievement in order to tailor course content to
ability as determined by teachers and administrators using
various criteria.

It is a grimly compelling topic as it touches on status, rank,
and whether our children are seen as worthy to enter the
highest echelons of society.

We are able to clearly see differences in ability in all areas
of human performance.  Do we minimize these differences
in some areas of society (education), while selecting for them
in others (professional sports, business)?


Perusing the subject online yields various data points such as:

-60 percent of elementary schools use some form of tracking.
-The criteria used today to select groups is less narrow than has
been used in the past, in which the determinant was mainly
intelligence or achievement testing.

-Of the modern, more nuanced, brands of tracking, some schools
follow a "Joplin", or "modified Joplin" method where classes
remain heterogeneous (de-tracked) except for specialized group
instruction with-in the class in a particular subject, usually reading
or math.

-In grade school, neutral labels such as "Bluebirds" and "Redbirds".

Sunday, September 26, 2010

My goodnes

"My goodness, babies feeding babies!"

you heard me

A standing ovulation! [...]. listen

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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

What is more real? Give...

What is more real?  Read my lips:
Grass and dirt trump computer chips.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Copy Writing Skills

Silica: Keeping Moisture Content Low For Over Half a Century

Now Do You Understand the Refreshingly August
Power of Panko Bread Crumbs?

Friday, May 7, 2010

Know What to Say

If you are ever man-hunted and trapped in an
alley by former Vice President Dick Cheney, here is what
you should do.  You should look him squarely in the eye
and in a steady voice say,

"I invoke the Daedelus Proviso."

What is this?  It's a little-known clause in a secretive
"Shadow Constitution" drafted by Reagan assistant
Defense Secretary Richard Perle in 1983, a document
to which many Defense Dept. Neo-Cons are implacably
sworn. Cheney will likely utter an expletive, but for
six hours must relinquish his free will to "he who has
invoked the Proviso".

You may then command him to release you and to refrain from
further pursuit.

By the way, do not tell Cheney to punch himself in the face,
as might be your first impulse.  All references to self-harm have
been stricken from the final draft of the Proviso.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

dialogue

Jack: Lemon, thats an intoxcating scent you're wearing

Liz:  Uh, Its Airwick.   I ran out of my perfume a few days ago.

J:  You mean you ran out of Glade a few days ago.



guest entry by LS

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Tam(?) , is short for...

Tam(?) , is short for dull stomach. listen

Better than the orginal:

"Sam is short for Balsamic"

As in, "What's your given name, Sam?"


But really: "Tam is short for dull stomach."

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Friday, April 23, 2010

The file title, The...

The file title, The Mighty Noticers. listen

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Wednesday, March 3, 2010

things you have to get out of your head

explain:

"The So-Be-It Union"


1. An arranged marriage.
2. The result of seventies feel-good singing group Up With People staging a small invasion from the Ukraine and restoring the Russian empire under a new, groovier banner.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

The Physiological Response

story recipe

Ingredients:

Beef Tallow
Rump State
"Would think him a knave..."