Friday, December 18, 2009

Incredible Movie Director Oeuvres

Destination: Malarkey
Quiet, Mamma's Got A Trailer to Jack Knife
The Mighty Noticers
Say "No!" to the Non-Dress
This Hunk Of Cheese Must Go
The Moistening
Song of Knees 
Sea Mumblers 
The Boy In The Plastic Rucksack
The Catting of Strawberry Five

Odd Military Campaigns

1. Operation Peaceful Aneurysm
2. Operation Caged Docent
3. Operation Plein Air Hammer

Saturday, December 12, 2009

My Recursive Meta Studies Proposal

Proposal:

A small, university-based research team shall create a study of
the flow of recyclables through a middle-income household.


The team will, in addition, conduct three parallel studies:



1. A study of how researchers study the flow of recyclables
through a middle income household.



2. A study of how researchers study researchers studying the
flow of recyclables through a middle income household.



3. A study focusing on how researchers begin the study
of researchers studying the flow of recyclables through a middle
income household, exclusive of any progress in the mid or
final stages of the research studying the researchers.





Tuesday, November 17, 2009

The Sky Below

An atmosphere.  Beautiful
blue arc of nitrogen and oxygen, alight from a star.
Speaking perhaps of life.

Do minds dwell
lofty in the vastness beyond
Inured to such a thing?

We are terrestrial
We live down on the rock.
So we go

"Sky above, familiar home.
Sky below, a song, a poem."

Friday, November 13, 2009

Reminder

By farthing, shilling or half-pence
We daily lose our innocence.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Judgemental Mothers

Mary, scowling and shaking her head. "That's Jesus for you."

Monday, May 18, 2009

Character names

Roman Toad
Conklette Spank

Friday, February 13, 2009

Dog Chuzpah

"It walked up to the devil and bit him in the heiney."